aaronkirilenko:

*me coming down stairs*

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mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

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"Dearest Lisa Kudrow, who’s also one of the most talented actresses. I’ve learned so much from her. As a comedian, unbelievable. But also a dramatic actress who knocks your socks off. And loving … we watched each other get married, lived through so much… and just so unconditional. And I think she’s amazing and I love her.” - Jennifer Aniston

Awwwww
cali-tropics:

my post on my dash yay
tropic-ae:

☼Tropical☼
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drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

raavenclaws:

When someone you hate gets dragged and ur like

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foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

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unclefather:

Ripleys believe it or nah

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nnekbone:

Andre Benjamin 3000 and his 16 year old son (with Erykah Badu), Seven Sirius Benjamin
All grown up…
chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

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thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen
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